Jerichard Micheal
Age 26

"I would trust Scrumpy with my life, he's always been there for me, even in the darkest of times. One time he saved me and my brother from a burning house fire using his superior knowledge of fire physics. Unfortunately, my sister didn't make it, but that's ok because she wasn't a believer like me and my brother so I forgive Scrumpy for leaving her."

Po Greatful
Age 38

"Me and my family were skeptical at first but once Scrumpy showed me the orb of fulfillment I was satisfied and they followed shortly after. I would do anything for Scrumpy, he's my favorite friend."

Henry
Age 15

"For a while, I had trouble believing in myself and it was having an effect on my work and relationships, but Scrumpy showed me I'm not just a horse, I can do anything I put my mind to. I would ride to the edge of the world and back for Scrumpy."

Gemmenana Whiteney
Age 57

"Love Scrumpy, hate Scrumpy, live Scrumpy, eat Scrumpy, die Scrumpy, kiss Scrumpy, love Scrumpy."

Nigel Gyrate
Age 54

"Of course I love Scrumpy what kind of question is that? He was my best man and my second child's godmother. One time, we were down the local and he whispered into my ear that he would always be there for me. From that point onwards I knew he was the only one I could trust with all the military secrets."